Bony fists of fury

So, check it, kids. Mischa Barton and Kimberly "Who?" Stewart are apparently battling it out over the same guy--Kim's ex-boyfriend, some dude, whose name I'm not even going to bother typing.

Here, of course, is the best part of the article:

Kim's manager, however, says the incident never happened, insisting to Radar, "Kimberly hasn't had any contact with Mischa and was really surprised to hear this. She's moved on. She's doing her own thing."

I'm sorry...WTF?!?!?! The bitch actually has a manager? What exactly gets managed? Any jobs Kim might procure, using her resume which boldly states in her qualifications section: "Rod Stewart's daughter"? I can see the "objective" section on that: "To convert oxygen into carbon dioxide in the most auspicious manner possible."

Good luck with that, Kimmy.

And for Pete's sake, when your friends start sleeping with your ex-boyfriends, that's when it's time to realize that you should maybe start hanging out with people other than the ol' gang from the Peach Pit.